September 21, 2010

  • Fall

    SKANLYN’s Thoughts on Autumn
    09/20/2010 07:13pm

    The leaves are already starting to change colors. Soon they will be orange and red and purple and yellow. A lot of you people will say “Oh how pretty!” Some of you will even take a trip to the mountains to see what you can readily see on each side of the road during your drive to work. You are stupid! Leaves are pretty when they are green. They are not pretty when they are orange or red or purple or yellow. Multi-colored leaves are sad. When they change colors, it means they will soon fall from the trees leaving bare branches behind. What’s more depressing than a bare tree? Nothing you assholes! And soon after the trees are bare it will be dark and cold and and everything will be dead. It will not be warm or green again for a long, long time. If you like fall, you are a fucking idiot and I hope you die and go to Fucking Idiot Hell.

    That is all

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  • Leaves never excited me. Other than provide an adequate shade during the summer months they have done nothing to my benefit. 

  • the changing of the leaves is only the most beautiful time of the year. i take long drives through the shenandoah valley and take beautiful snapshots. it is just so picturesque. most times i even find the most prettiest leaves and take them back for the wax paper art projects for my Fall scrapbooks.  it is also a reminder that the cool, brisk weather is right around the corner. time to get your mittens and scarves ready, make sure you have plenty of hot cocoa and marshmellows....ahhhh good times. 

  • define 'pretty'

  • Well, I like how nice all the different colors look, but I agree - once everything's dead, it's so depressing.

  • But.. but, ..what about the nice weather? and the fact that new baby leaves can grow now because of it? :O

    It's the happiest thing in the world!

  • Death is beautiful. Life, not so much. 

  • @TheDarkCreature - Depends whose death and whose life.

  • I love the changes in seasons.  The leaves are gorgeous here.  When they are all gone, we have a beautiful carpet of leaves on the ground.  Then pretty soon, it starts snowing and a lovely blanket of white covers everything...and when the sun goes down, everything turns purple, and it's just lovely.  So yeah...I love fall.  And winter..and spring.  Summer's pretty muggy.

  • @musicmom60 - Have fund spending your weekends raking and shoveling snow.

  • I can see why you have a big smiley face for your profile pic now.  At first it didn't make sense, but now that I've read this, I get it. 

  • @ItIsAllGravy - 

    LOL he's CRUSHING the smily face in his hand! (or whoever's hand it is)
    @SKANLYN - messaged you re: your last comment to me elsewhere

  • I'm confused. Is this purposely retarded or was that an accident?

  • @hintofme - The only accident was the one that occurred when your drunken momma conceived you. A shame she was not able to crawl out of that blackout in time to terminate the pregnancy and spare the taxpayers from having to support another one of you fetal alcohol syndrome fuck-ups.

  • @SKANLYN - Wow, you describe it in such great detail. I can only imagine how many times your shrink has heard you mutter those exact same words whilst talking about yourself.

    Listen slugger, don't beat yourself up 2 much. There is more to life than being interesting, witty and talented.So those are not your strong points.It's okay. I'm sure you have a plethora of other "special gifts" that make you relevant.

     Hey, if nothing else you can represent "0" when people describe things between "0 through 10" on a list of bad to good.

    So go ahead and take that pistol out of your mouth (and when I say pistol, I mean your fathers dick) and live another day!

    Hooray for you!!!!

  • I'm glad this is where you draw the line on who should go to fucking idiot hell: the aesthetic nature and beauty of leaves based on their color.

  • there better be multicolored leaves in fucking idiot hell.

  • Ha well that's one way of looking at it!

  • i love autumn. i love the colors. i love bald trees. death fascinates me. it all makes sense.

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