January 15, 2010
Let's Hear It for the Bam!
– those fun-loving atomic scientists have given us an extra minute in their silly board game (an inferior version of "I Vant to Bite Your Finger" if you ask me). This is of course thanks to President Obama, the man who could turn back time. And he didn't even have to shake his tattooed ass in front of a battleship full of effeminate naval officers to do it! In a press release, the scientists praised Obama for ushering in a new era cooperation with the international community and for his pragmatic and problem solving approach to volatile world issues.
It wasn't so very long ago that Islamic terrorists were trying to blow up planes and rogue nations like North Korea and Iran were developing nuclear weapons. The difference a little regime change at home can make!
The great philosopher Sean "Puffy" Combs once said "Vote or die!" Those words ring especially true in light of this latest move by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, less than a full year into the Obama Administration.