October 18, 2011
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The Case for Female Circumcision
An Ancient Solution to a Modern Problem
10/17/2011 09:10pm
If you’ve ever had a bitch mess around on you then you know that’s some painful shit. Trouble is, good bitches don’t exactly grow on trees so when you finally get your hands and dick on one, it can be quite discouraging to find that she’s a two-timing whore. What then is a motherfucker supposed to do? Well, first thing is to realize that she can’t help it. You see, bitches have a troublesome appendage above their meat hole called a clit. A totally useless organ, the clit serves no necessary purpose. Don’t be fooled into thinking it's harmless though. When aroused and stimulated, the clit brings about intense sexual pleasure in a bitch. And once she discovers this, FORGET ABOUT IT! Even the most prim and proper of bitches suddenly turns into a nympho slut who constantly needs to get her groove on and, if you ain’t around to help her with that shit, she’ll find someone else who is – whether that be the mailman, her mom, or a peanut butter loving dog named Scruffles.
Having dealt with a randy bitch or two in my day, I looked to the ancients for a solution to this modern day dilemma. The ancients, you see, lived back in the days when there was no TV or internet or even porno mags so they had a lot of free time to do lots of thinking. As a result, they thought up all kind of solutions to everyday problems. The solution they came up with for this one, believe it or not, was actually quite simple. That is, take the clit out of the equation.
Dating back to Egypt in the age of the Pharoahs, female circumcisions are performed to this day in such socially advanced cultures as Chad, Ethiopia, Guinea, Mali, Nigeria, Somalia, and the Sudan. While the practicehas recently come under fire by some dykey feminist bitches, all medical evidence suggests that it is a safe and effective way to keep a ho under control. For those of you who are still unsure, however, I’ve created the handy guide below to help you weigh through the pros and cons and make an informed decision on how to handle your bitch.
FEMALE CIRCUMCISION
PROS
CONS
Discourages infidelity by eliminating the potential for significant sexual gratification
Minor pain and swelling is possible after the procedure* which can be easily managed with some Tylenol and an ice pack
In the absence of her own pleasure, frees your bitch to focus on pleasing you
Possible risk of a mild infection which can be minimized by applying Neosporin to where the clit used to be
No more wasting twenty minutes or more on pointless foreplay just so you can get your nut off
Economical – can be performed at home for the cost of a pair of scissors, some gauze, and a bottle of isopropyl alcohol
No more bitching and complaining about being too rough or not rough enough or too much direct stimulation or not enough direct stimulation or licking too fast, licking too slow, and all that other shit you gotta deal with when your bitch has a clit
Eliminates the risk of clitoral cancer
*To minimize discomfort to your bitch, it is generally recommended that you confine sexual activity to anal intercourse and fellatio for at least five to seven days. Of course, as the man, it is completely up to you as to whether you extend this consideration to your bitch.
Comments (50)
Although I am a female, I laughed out loud. I know some fucking cunts that should have their clit revoked. Not only do some females deserve it because they're two-timing whores, but some deserve it because they're just a WASTE of a VAGINA.
DISREGARD THAT: TROLOLOL
--Yao Wentiao
Bitches are whores. Cut their shit off.
I can't even get mad about this because it's obvious you're looking for a backlash.
Clitoral cancer?
@Ricardo98 - i was thinking the same thing.
i actually like this blog because though it's a bit extreme, it is the mindset behind female circumcision (give or take a 'bitch' or two.).
You forgot to cite the medical journal.
No, man, you don't understand. If that piece of shit between my legs gets demoralized, I got psycho trying to please God. "You Make me Wanna Die" -- Pretty Reckless. How to make me from nice Kaela into a religious psychopath. Some people have overactive sex drives and I hapepn to be one of them, and I swear this makes us violent. Nobody will believe me. I told them over and over and over again that I'd lost it yet again, but they couldn't handle the humane solution which was simply to get a razor and tell me to spread them. They had something to exploit. I'm an animal. They tried to kill me WHEN I TOLD THEM I HAD A PROBLEM!
Other cultures have figured out that there are problems and solutions. I will never knock anyone that circumcises their females.
It's like, I know this is a goddamn instinct, and you're exploiting it. I hate females that have sex. That's all they care about. No one will believe me, but she'll kill me for a guy with glitter. I can't trust that. Pass the razors around, please.
I was like this onez got me seeing elves and stars. I believe in other dimensions suddenly. Look, some of us don't need God's present.
wise words there skanklyn. you speak from experience...those bitches have been leaving you for the dogs and that really says alot about your skillz.
Perhaps practice that tongue action? (the dog can mentor you) Maybe try penis enlargement? You poor dear.
Bitches don't leave remarkable lovers you know. This bitch loves the hell out of her clit and keeps the pleasure coming in, if the pleasure is actually good.
@AncoraImparo - What an incredibly mean-spirited comment."Skanklyn"? Really? Come on, let's use words that help not words that hurt.
@SKANLYN - they're going to pair you with me by social forces, mainly by calling me a whore or causing me other issues, and we'll fight and beat the shit out of each other as I try to leave you for anything that isn't insolar (it's programmed into my brain while you can fuck just about anything, it seems). Not only, but I've been raised to be independent, so I have to have some sort of career and you believe in this too. Don't even say it's my fault. And you will hate me because I'm a burden and will remind you of your own incompetence (no offense). You will remind me that I'm trapped away from the things I want, my worth, along with having a shitty penis and horrible sex. Plus, we're probably not social equals to begin with. This is a problem in free societies and especially for me. I say we just go back to nature where females raise children with welfare and males all work/ hunt for the thing as a whole. There is a perfect society.
How does @_@ even happen? It makes me do stupid things. I was studying it this time as I discovered there are marshmellows on Mars. It's obviously a mental disorder *cough*
Circumcision is just practical. So is oppressing females. Don't think you get out of being put in your place though. Make sure they're really purdy on TV. Screw the modern world. We have to survive as an empire.
"whether that be the mailman, her mom, or a peanut butter loving dog named Scruffles."
LOLLLLLLLL
The mind control people suck. We have a need-based relationsihp going on here. And since I can't see you, I can't follow your stupidity. It's like, you need a baby. That's my primary job. So you're going to have to let me date, which is going to mean sitting in a bar, and I was obviously ready to go. Since I get boxed into being a whore, I only have x amount of time before that assumption comes up. I CANNOT date my peers or at least I couldn't in my early 20s. Who is my target audience, Taliban? Males aged 30-40 that work. Don't take what I was writing on my blog to be face value. I was just mad they were married. It's like I thought I got one then fuck, he's trying to have an affair. I was trying to find that wasn't. They interfere though and it's the bitches that are really bad. They try to get me with Mr. Hobo. No. You prove your good heart first.
It's like, you got two kids and newly divorced? great.
Now I know that sounds bad, but I'm mentally disabled. I go after haggards with a work history that everyone abandons due to extreme weirdness. Not destiny driven and not attractive.
People my age will not date me seriously because they're still destined and they leave me. I always get "forced" into it. So if I have to get married at this age, then I'm going to have to chose a target audience.
It's like if you force me, and the mind control people were, I'm going to have to do this.
If you'd let me wait for my youth to pass a little then I can find myself a haggard.
If I have to marry Mr. Hobo, then I'm going to have to be an independent woman, so give me a few years.
That's why these people have no business interferring.
Look, I've learned my lessons a hundred times.
LOL nice
@SKANLYN -so I guess I should look forward to your next post: lobotomize the back talking bitches? c'mon now, your one of my favs ...I like using hurtful words.
Can we castrate males to eliminate whores from both sides? I'm just as pissed as you are, from the other end (so to speak).
If female "circumcision" were truly being used correctly, it would only consists of removing the clitoral hood (comparable to male circumcision). Cutting off a clitoris is akin to cutting off the entire head of a man's penis. I think we should play fair, so that many angry females headed by myself do not cause massive bitchy mass murders.
@dingus6 - LOL
the closest thing to a clit this dumb ass has ever enjoyed is that thin piece of skin between his thumb and fore finger. Women cheat on men like you, because, well its pretty fucking obvious! you strike me as a gay guy anyway, so why do you care about clits in the first place?
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