March 7, 2011
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Sweet Tits
Ain’t Candy Good?
03/06/2011 11:30pm
Why is it every time I call a bitch “Sweet Tits” she gets all offended and be wanting to take me to human resources and shit? I mean it’s a compliment, not an insult. If I called her “Bitter Tits”, that would be an insult. But I wouldn’t! My momma brought me up right. She said if you can’t say nuthin’ nice about a bitch’s tits then don’t say nuthin’ at all. So I don’t! But when I see a bitch with nice juicy honkers and I don’t know her name, my first inclination is naturally to call her “Sweet Tits”. What else would I call her? She has tits and they’re sweet so I call her “Sweet Tits”. What’s the problem? I’m saying her tits are like candy. Who don’t like candy? It’s delicious!
Comments (14)
It seems like nothing pleases them.
Why, oh, why will women not learn to accept compliments?
@TheTheologiansCafe - Cuz bitches be crazy!
I can only conclude that a short lesson in class and erudition would be a waste of time.
@LoBornlytesThoughtPalace - Eru what?
Hahaha I'd be thoroughly weirded out, but I'd walk away being like, fuck yeah, I DO have sweet tits, don't I?
The name reminded me of this post. And, if you didn't mind being called a 'creep', then I don't know why anyone would mind being called that, either.
maybe she dipped her tits in gravy and is insulted that you assumed she was candy coated without first sampling the goods.
@asleepinblue - Gosh, I never thought of that! Thanks for the insight into the way bitches think! You as wise as that faggot who wrote Men Are From Mars, Hoes Are From Venus!
Exactly! Considering most of America has an addiction to sugar and sweet things, I see no problem here. Outrage is borderline unamerican if you ask me.
thats the sweetest thing ive never been called
Girls really are bitches sometimes. And sometimes they are sweet, but not really. Let your mind speak for you! (I hate censorship.)
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