August 5, 2010

  • Hannah Montana Fan Fiction

    8/04/2010 07:17pm

    It starts off with Miley (aka Hannah Montana) backstage with Lily before her big concert. “I am soooooooo nervous,” she says, “I don’t know what’s gotten into me!”

    “You know what would help with that,” Lily tells her.

    “What?" Miley tells her.

    Lily starts making out with her and next thing you know they’re all lezzing it up and shit. Just as things start to get hot and heavy, Miley’s dad Robbie Ray Stewart walks in.

    “Girls, what in the world are you doing?” he says, “It’s almost showtime!”

    “Oh daddy, Lily’s just helping me get over my stage fright,” Miley tells him.

    “Well why didn’t you say so,” he tells them, “Do you mind if I join in?”

    “Sure thing Mr. Stewart,” Lily says.

    Next thing you know Robbie Ray is doing Miley doggie style while she goes down on Lily.

    “I’ve got my best friend in front and my daddy in back,” Miley tells them. “Now that’s what I call the best of both worlds!”

    “Indeed it is my friend, indeed it is,” Lily tells her.

    “All right you two, hurry up and come already, I’ve got to get on stage,” Miley tells them and they do.

    She puts her clothes back on and goes out on stage to rock down the house. Next thing you know we’re backstage after the show where everyone’s all orgying and shit as “Party in the USA” plays in the background. Robbie Ray and Uncle Earl are dp’ing Lily while her boyfriend Oliver sits in the corner watching and beating his meat; Miley’s gay brother is doing the Mexican kid who runs the snack bar; and Miley is pig-piled under a bunch of well hung black guys. We then see Miley’s dead mother (played by Brooke Shields) looking down proudly on her daughter from Heaven.

    “Just like I told her redneck piece of shit daddy before he blew my brains out cuz I left him for Snoop Dogg, ‘once you go black, you never go back!’ Never go back to those needle dick white boys my baby. Never go back.”

    THE END.

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